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Thanks to Jim for sending this one!
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and
knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many
children she had and their ages. She said, 'Les' see now,
there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two. And
the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins,
Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four .. '
'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY
The woman answered, 'Heck no, there was hundreds of times we
didn't get nothin.'