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             A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and
             knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many
             children she had and their ages. She said, 'Les' see now,
             there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two. And
             the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins,
             Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four .. '
             'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY
             The woman answered,  'Heck no, there was hundreds of times we
             didn't get nothin.'