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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

 
Bubba was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Jethro
outside the jewelers. Jethro noticed that Bubba had a small gift-wrapped
box in his hand.
 
" So what'd ya buy, Bubba?" Jethro asks.
 
" Well, now that you've been askin'," replies Bubba, " it's me and Betty
Lou's anniversary tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she
wanted for our special day she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give
me something with a lot of diamonds in it.'"
 
" So what'd you get her?" Jethro asks.
 
Bubba replied, smiling, " I bought her a deck of cards."