The Redneck and the Game Warden Redneck / Back Home
Thanks to Bernie and Nancy for sending this one!
I've seen something very similar to this in real life. We were sitting on the river bank, a bunch of us and "Bud." Bud was quite the character. The game warden pulled up in his boat and asked to see our fishing licenses. Bud had a license as good as all of us. But a few beers later, But wanted to just give the warden a rash of crap. We all showed ours, but Bud acted like nothing was going on at all. The warden was getting pissed. I thought we'd all get arrested when Bud just sat there fishing and said, "Hell, I ain't fishin', I'm just teaching these minnows to swim."
And then there's the joke about the game warden pulling up on a crowd of folks and about half of them threw their poles down and ran. The warden chased them all through the woods and finally caught one of them. Lemme see your license! The suspect produced a valid licence. The warden asked, "So why did you run?" The dude replied, "Because them other fellers didn't have none."
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