I need a red neck suggestion...making a card for a 50th anniversary.
Their adult children are hosting a nice
We are in GA...cannot attend...the "shindig"....
Have a regular greeting on the outside (front) of
Then inside a funny picture of the two of
us...with those funny buck teeth.
We've recently moved to the hills of Ga (beautiful)
but am taking a ribbing about turning
Here's Ted and Joan
as, "Billy Bob and Daisy May."
Here's what I sent:
We're real sorry, but we can't be there for your
50th anniversary celebration. Our outhouse is
running over, and it's an awful mess we have to
clean up. We still need to do that, but we have
another real problem.
One of our chickens got in the house and pecked
the couch and there's fluffy stuff all over the
living room. We chased it back out into the yard,
but it ran out on the road and made the sheriff
wreck when he swerved to miss it and hit our
He's got us both in jail, charged with unlawful
containment of livestock, whatever that is. Since
our mailbox is gone, we can't get the check from
the government, so we can't afford to come down
there to start with.
Y'all have a good time, and know that we wish we