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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK .....
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more beer for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right- I can't jump over that pool table.