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A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his
  beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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  How can you tell if a Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried
  tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

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  Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas
  to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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  What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? Documentaries.

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  Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it had been invented
  anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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  Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come on,
  this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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  The Governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert near took out
  the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -
  poof! up in flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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  A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . . When a couple gets
  divorced they are STILL cousins.

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  At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Arkansas driver what
  gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and
  camouflage hunting outfit"

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  Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17
  and under are not admitted".

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  An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone, 'my wife is pregnant
  and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first
  child?" the doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her
  husband!"

 

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