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A guy from Arkansas
passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How can you tell if a Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas
to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? Documentaries.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it had been invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come on,
this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The Governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert near took out
the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -
poof! up in flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . . When a couple gets
divorced they are STILL cousins.
At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Arkansas driver what
gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and
camouflage hunting outfit"
Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17
and under are not admitted".
An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone, 'my wife is pregnant
and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first
child?" the doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her
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