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Thanks to Lisa for sending this one!

A  father put his three
year old daughter to bed, told her a  story and listened to her prayers which she ended by  saying:
"God b less Mommy,
God bless  Daddy,
God bless  Grandma
and good-bye Grandpa."
The  father asked, "Why did you say  good-bye
grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't  know daddy, it
just seemed like the thing to  do."
 The  next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange  coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl  to bed and listened to her prayers which went like  this:
"God bless Mommy,
God Bless  Daddy
and good-bye Grandma."
 The  next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this  kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks  later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her  say:
"God bless Mommy
and good-bye  Daddy."
 He  practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up  at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat  all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he  could get by until midnight he would be  okay.
 
He felt safe in the office, so instead of  going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee,  looking at his watch and jumping at every  sound.
 Finally  midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went  home.
 When  he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's  the matter?"
 He  said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day  of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day,  you'll never believe what happened to me.

This morning  the mailman dropped dead on our  porch!"

 

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