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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG
 

@ PRISON

 
 
 
@ WORK
you spend the majority your time in a 10X10 cell
 
@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time
in an 6X6 cubicle /office
 
@ WORK 
you get three meals a day fully paid for
 
 

@ PRISON

   you get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it
 

@ WORK 

you get time off for good behavior
 
you get more work for
good behavior
 
@ PRISON 
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
 
@ PRISON
  @ WORK 
you must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself
 
@ WORK  
you can watch TV and play games
 
@ PRISON
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
 
  @ WORK 
you get your own toilet
 
 
@ PRISON
you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
 
@ WORK  
they allow your family and friends to visit
 
@ PRISON
you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
 
@ WORK  
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
 
@ PRISON
you get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
 
@ WORK  
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
 
  @ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens
  @ WORK 
they are called Bosses
 
 
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE
Now get back to work.  You're not getting paid to check emails.

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