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         Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He
      forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
      couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
      And, next to them, a single red rose!

      Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
      and pressed.

      Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
      Spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
      aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at
      him in the bathroom  mirror, and notices a note on the table:
      "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
      shopping--Love you!"

      He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
      and the
      morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack
      asks, "son..
      what happened last night?"

      "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
      some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
      you ran
      into the door."

      "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a
      rose, and
      breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

      His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
      when she
      tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady,

      Broken furniture - $85.26
      Hot Breakfast - $4.20
      Red Rose bud -$3.00 !
      Two Aspirins -$.38

      Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless

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