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Thanks to Jim for sending this one!

Bill works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and
plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and
says, "Hey, Bill! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no,"says
Bill. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bill if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"I recognize her,
she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of
the 1st nine, honey.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bill,
starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Billy. Want your
usual table dance, big boy?"

Bill's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bill
follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he
jumps in beside her.

Bill tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him
for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at
him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bill, you picked up a real bitch this time."

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