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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "Bob, everything looks great. But at
your age tell me how are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
peace with God?"
 
Bob replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes
off.
 
" WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.
 
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bob's wife. "Barb," he 
says, "Bob is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during  the night
and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF! the
light goes off?
 
"Oh my God!" Barb exclaims, "he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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