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Thanks to Leo for sending this one!

  A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa "The material we put
  into
  our stomach is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
 
  Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food
  is
  loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us
  realizes
  the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there
  is
  one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat
  it.
 
  Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
  suffering for years after eating it?"
 
  After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised
  his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."