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Thanks to JLVeer for sending this one!  JL forwarded this one and asked me, "So, what drink do YOU order?"  I sent back, "I don't ORDER any drinks.  I get my beer at the store and I bring it home."  I pity the poor folks out there on the prowl who have to keep all of this in mind...I would have to carry this list in my pocket and refer to it often if I was out there.

Me?  Beer.  In a bag.  Home.  Story over.

Drinks That Reflect Personality  

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City  bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:  


PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! 


Drink:
 Beer 
Personality:
 Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach:
 Challenge her to a game of pool. 

Drink:
 Blender Drinks 
Personality:
 Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach:
 Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy..  

Drink:
 Mixed Drinks 
Personality:
 Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.  
Your Approach:
 You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.......

Drink:
  Wine   (does not include White Zinfandel) 
Personality:
 Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach:
  Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with my friends.

Drink:
 White Zinfandel 
Personality:
 Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. 
Your Approach:
 Make her feel smarter than she is..this should be an easy target.

Drink:
  Shots 
Personality:
 Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach:
 Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! 

Drink:
 Tequila 
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. 

PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
 


THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is , as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer:
  He's poor and wants to  get laid.

I
mported Beer:
  He likes good beer and wants to  get laid.

Wine:
  He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him  get laid. 

Whiskey:
  He doesn't give a damn about anything but  getting laid. 

Tequila: 
He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel:
  He's gay 

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