A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in
front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The woman becomes
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are
really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
The lady was so angry that she went into the store and warned she would sue
the store and kill the bird. The store manager aplologized profusely and
promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to
her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."