The Parrot             Back to Man vs. Woman / Back Home

Thanks to Mary Lou for this one!

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful Parrot.

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00."Why so little," she asked
The pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
This Bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and  sometimes it says some
Pretty vulgar stuff.

"The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any
Way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
Waited For it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new
Madam.

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought that's
Really not so bad.

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and
Said, "New house, new madam, new girls.

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about
The situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"

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