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Thanks to Lisa for sending this one!

Yesterday, with things being a little boring, Sharon asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.  I did this and when I saw her the next day, I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts?  You're 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do...I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.


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