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I heard that with the economy being so tough right now, that YouTube and Twitter and FaceBook are going to have to merge and the new company will be called YouTwitFace. After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!!! (Lisa)

I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school. (Cousin Vicki)

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Medical Diagnosis	A Child's Prayer	History - A Disaster of Epic Proportion
Attention All Border Patrol Agents	Full Disclosure	The Cat's in Heat
Book Store	Story of My Life	New Highway Sign in West Virginia
Tombstone Translations	Norwegian Ice Breaker	New Italian Police Car
Photos and Story: Two Eagles vs. One Duck	Mexican Navy Seal	Kids!
August 2010	We All Have Days Like This	Evolution
Kulula Airlines	Jail Break	iPad vs, Maxi Pad
Don't Swallow Gum	For Chicks Only	Remember When We Were Poor?
Don't Bite Off More Than You Can Chew	A New Restaurant Chain	Just Hay - SURPRISE!
Lisa's Big Bug	My New Green Hat	Another Theory
Accident	Psychiatric Hotline	Some More Wrong Answers
Old Cemeteries	It's REAL Hot	Real Big Gator
Global Warming 2	New Tattoo	Pencil Carvings
Hotel Soap	Blue Marlin	More Pencils - Sculptures This Time
No Words Needed	The New Medal	Biker Babes
Arizona Cactus	Is It True?	Billy Mays, Here!
You Gotta Love the Italians	My, How Things Have Changed	The Original RV
Georgia Rattler	Poor Woman	A Mother's Wrath
Aircraft Crash	System Clutter	Old Rolls-Royce
Reincarnation	Is She Blonde?	The Real Reason Why
A Big Great Gun - Airplane Attached	Thaturday	Bucket Seat
You Might Be There Already	Daydreaming	Humor for Today
Gun Control - A MUST READ!	The Importance of Walking	Must-Haves for 2010
Danger!	The Bank Account	The 6 Truths About Life
History	Blonde Pole Dancer	Leaving the Scene of an Accident
The Queen's Lasted a LONG Time	Our Great-Grandparents	Pristine 1940 Dodge
A Really Good Lawyer	36 Signs You May Be A New Yorker	Sperm Check
It's Hot Out	UN Survey	Chris Farley is BACK!
It's REAL Hot Down South	Surgery Update	Adopt an NBA Player
The Original SUV	RUN!!!!!	Bored at Work?
Tiger Trick	Minnesota Clydesdale	New Ferrari
Green T-Shirt	Home Schooled	Ads That Just Don't Work Anymore
Crackhead Woodpeckers	Immigration Hotline	Facial Expressions
Teenager	The Funny Sound	Maxine - Cooking and Housework
Biker Stickers	Marine Drill Instructor's Dating Rules	Clean Underwear
Lemon On Turkey	Why Teachers Drink	The Road-Hugging Tire
Turkey Recipe 2	Florida Biker Bar	Two Feet of Snow
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies	The Winter Squirrel	The Nobel Prize for Courage
A Big Little Surprise	Stupid Chickens	The Window
The Dung Beetle Bar	Going for Birdie	Face Lift
Construction Zone	Moo Shoe Pork	Things That'll Make You Go Hmmm
Art in Match Sticks	Model War Ship	Life Explained in Graphs
Facts About Farts	A Handy Mouse Calibration Tool	Kool Aid Man
Engraved Pistol	Jesse James Letter	Texas Chicken Hawk
Name Change	The White House Meeting	What Bored Farmers Do
Snake Noodling	The Tiger Woods Movie	The Wood Man
Thrill Ride	The Tiger Game - External Link	Flight 1549 Animation - External Link - Thanks Jeff C!
Eggstremely Amazing	Tiger's New Family Portrait	Airport Security
Poor Dog	Tiger's New Sponsor	Chevy Convertibles
Honk	Tiger and O.J.	Clever Marketing Ploy
Why Yankees Move South	Tiger's Facial Surgery	He Lives in a Garbage Truck
Rules Are Rules	Tiger and Santa	It Snowed in Tennessee
Thanksgiving Funnies	The New High School Exam	Hitch Hiker
Banana Test	Another Duct Tape Repair	Carbon Footprint
The New Year	No Service	A New Terrorist Group
Welcome to TPA	Stool Bus	Tennessee Snowball
West Virginia Women's Club Meeting	Coconut Crab	Japanese Tow Trucks
The Latest Poll	WARNING!	The Next VW?
Chevy Billboards	Christmas Light Frog	Craig's List Ad
That's NOT Stainless Steel!	Winterplace Traffic Jam	Twisted Snowman Humor
Police Dog!	My Ass Is Snowed In	Hog Hunting in Florida
Thoughts I Done Thunk	The Invisible Man	A Sensitivity Training Opportunity
Northwest Airlines Fleet Upgrade	The Dam Problem	Yard Sign
Crocodile for a Pet	Covert Deal	Why Some Women Can't Fix Cars
The Story of Golf	Niagara Falls Frozen	The New Mexico Chili Cook-off
Bumper Cars	Another Frozen Niagara Falls Shot	The Largest Airplane in the World
Little Girl's Butt	Pittsburgh Poodle	How to Make Pumpkin Pie
Woodpecker	Building in China	Where Pumpkin Pies Come From
The Danger of Garlic	Mexican Recliners	Hippo Eats Dwarf
Corn Maze	Hot Like Me	Landscape Design
Location is Everything	Email Warning	Blind Date
Moose Stuck Under a Bridge	Cub Fans	Cool 727 House
Moose on the Tracks	Bacon Grease	Math Equations that Make Sense
Ontario Moose	The Spoon	Enough Snow is Enough!
Memory Test	British Survey	Honey, Will You Go Out and Warm The Car Up For Me?
Tiny Corvette Engine	Airport Security Solution	Planned Retirement
Mexican Words	No Swine Flu Worries	Evil Genius
Help the Helpless	Flu Mask	Free Lunch
Why NFL Quarterbacks Need Short Names	Swine Flu Panic	Water Skiing in Viet Nam
The. U.S. Navy	Swine Flu Alert	Permanent Marker
Truck Stop Coffee	Water Skiing in Viet Nam	True Friend
Cartoons for Twisted People	Peppers From the Garden	You Can't Fix Stupid
Pirate Hat	Barbie's Turned 50!	Deer Going for a Ride
Class Project Gone Bad	Spot the Difference	A Tough Par 3
A Legal Question	The Electric Fence	School Bus in India
Nuns in a Bar	The Smallest Girl in the World	A Short Safari Story
Tree Houses	Mexican Computer Virus	Danger - Dogs and Kids Together
The Highest Position in the World	Girl Scouts	Six Pack Abs
Sheriff Judd in Florida	New Motivational Posters	"David" Returns to Italy
Guard Dog	Greener Grass	Check Your Child's Homework
I Need a Favor	Gas Grill Maintenance	Dutch Department Store Website
Hang Up and RIDE	Housekeeping Tip	Interesting Footwear Collection
The Lesser of Two	What Brought Flight 1549 Down	WVU Players Shouldn't Sit Together
Silence is Golden	Coach or First Class? See the Difference.	The Perfect Halloween Costume
The Evolution of Math	The Solution	1950 Chevy Coupe - 437 Miles On It
Be Careful	Secret Love	Dog for Sale
Name That Tune	How Twins Are Made	A GENUINE Nappy-Headed Ho
Gut Check	PETA Supporter?	Fashion Model Sues Mexican Plastic Surgeon
Harley Hearse	Swine Flu Fatality	A Little-Known Fact
A VERY Different Funeral	Swine Flu Symptoms	Guess What This Is
Miss Idaho	Overconfidence	Major Global Warming Protest
A Social Experiment	Showing Off a Track Hoe	A Mighty Big Pig
Maxine's Living Will	The New Family of Smart Cars!	A Man Re-creates Noah's Ark
Australian Comebacks	Hotelicopter	Plaxico's Christmas
Barry Bonds Rookie Card	Newspaper Clips	Finally, A Photo of Little Johnny
The Financial Crisis Hits the UK	Unions are Killing This Country	Little Johnny's at it Again
Mixing Medicines	You Can't Trust 'Em	The Trouble a Horse Can Get Into
Horse Lover	Hot Rod Snowmobile	Dave Barry's Colonoscopy
How's Your Day Going So Far?	Who is This Man?	50's Woolworth Menu
Zero-Tolerance Speed Camera	Strange Car	A Very Young Michael Phelps Image
Security Camera	Bill Stickers	Wanted
A Really Really Bad Day for Barbie	Celebrity Mansions	Panhandler Signs
Blonde Photographer	The Best Vegas Ad Ever	Fridge Magnet
New Paris Hilton Sunglasses	Graffiti	Rapist Search
Bad-Ass Bike	The "Brief Safe"	The Email Miracle
A MAN'S Grill	The Internet	Need Some Help
Run Michael Vick, RUN!	School Answering Machine	The Email Miracle II
Michael Vick's Jury Has Been Selected	There's a SPY Among Us!	Montana State Trooper
Michael Vick Jersey	Winter	Poor Man's Vacation
Vick and Lassie	Winter II	The Buffalo Theory
A Dog's Prayer	Winter III	Can You Find the Canadian in This Photo?
The World's Best Store	Teenagers Basically Suck	911 Calls
Breakfast	The Ass Family	Boy Genius
Why Things From China are Cheap	Fake License	One Hundred Years Ago
Grills for REAL Men	Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?	Hilarious Photo Collection
Speed Break	Mental Hospital Phone Menu	A Rare Find in the Animal World
How to Fish in Minnesota	How Cold is it?	The Swiss Army Gun
Wisconsin Titty Bar	B-Movie Oversights	The Best Lawyer Story Ever
Mona Lisa Comes to America	I WANT a Ticket!	The New One Dollar Bill
The Marines and the Cop	Camel Toads	The New Five Dollar Bill
How to Load A Moose	This Lady is DUMB	The REAL Cause of Global Warming
World Championship Submarine Race	A Word Puzzle	Where is My Moose?
Fishing Tale or Hunting Tale?	Action Figures	Real Idiots
LED Flashlight	The Snow Fairy	Transferred to Detroit
Smiley Face in the Sky	Assicons	Plane Hit By Lightning
Why Lizards Shouldn't Bungee Jump	Sarcasm	Shark Logic
Losing a Friend	Plan Ahead	Yard Sale Bargain?
Three Mysteries	A Book About Golf	Roger Clemens' Dog
Never Piss Off a Guy Who Owns a Backhoe	What Does a HillBilly LOOK Like?	Pre-School Question
Don't Do Anything Wrong	Reincarnation	Interesting - The One Dollar Bill
Alternate Ways to Say It	Map of Europe	Major Yacht Launching Gone Really Bad
"Just" an 8th Grade Education	Human Statue of Liberty	Finally - The ANSWER
Yelling in the House	Lost Puppy	Fatalistic
Up S%$# Creek - Literally	A Blonde Moment	Capitalism at Its Best
A Sobering Truth	How to Pronounce "Oklahoma"	The Truth About Elk
Drug Bust	Best Photos from 2006	New York City Air Show
Kids Not Only Don't Listen, They Can't HEAR	World's Highest Bridge - PowerPoint Show - Use Browser BACK to Return - Thanks Norm for sending this one!	Quick Camera Shutter Shot - Cops in Hot Pursuit
How to Tell When You've REALLY Pissed Off an Engineer	The World's Easiest Test - Can You Pass It?	This is Spooky - Try it Out on Yourself
Choices, So Many Choices	Oh My GOD	The Thunder Bay Lady and the Moose
A Senior Speaks Out	Quick Emergency Room Service	Rooting Out the Terrorists
The Four Stages of Life	The New Michelin "Tweel"	New California Driver's License
Some Old Friends We Grew Up With	Lipstick in School	An Oil Tycoon's "House" (650K photo collection)
Aggressive Driver	German Hot Rod	New Arizona Quarter
You Definitely Do NOT See This Every Day	Ahhhhh, The Joys of Young Parenthood	The Purina Diet
Luckiest Wreck Ever	The Internet-Famous Amazing Honda Ad	How to Move Uhhhh...Big Stuff
A Note to Myself	A Scene That Was Cut from a Star Wars Movie	The Road of Death
Kentucky Fried Chicken Opens Franchises in Africa	Sylvester Finally Catches Tweety	Weird Math
Test Bathtub	Bill Gates vs. General Motors	Intestinal Fortitude - Poopy Bumper Stickers
Play "Punch Tony Stewart"	The Best Singles Ad Ever	Life is Backward

F14 Commentary	Texas Aggie Logic	A Beer Troubleshooting Guide
The "Da Vinci" Code Translation	"Ben" Repercussions in Pittsburgh	Message From Your Power Company
The Shakespearean Insult Kit	Nap Time	Rare Photo
Bulletin - Popeye's Mama is STILL Alive!	A REALLY Big Foot	A Cop's Worst Nightmare
Eye Test	Fortune Cookie	Scrabble
The Pot at the End of the Rainbow	Weird Image	Would You Have Invested in These Folks?
Teachers' Headaches	Headline News - They're Still Dead	Anger Management
AAADD - They've Finally Diagnosed ME	I Owe My Mother	A Pretty Imaginative Prank
AIDS Warning	Extra Years	Dramatic Child Custody Case
Decide Where to Retire	Headlines from the Year 2029	The Elements of True Friendship
15 Police Comments	If You Come to America, Learn the Language	An Inspirational Poster
Senior Military Draft	Bumper Stickers	What a Ride
Baldness Pill	Home Remedies	Can You Find the Man's Head? (A Real Test of Reaction Time)
The Office Parking Lot Reveals a Lot When it Snows	The Michelin Man Denies Responsibility in Paternity Case	Huge Crack Discovered in US Airways Jetliner Cabin Window
Mount Rushmore - A Different View	The Way Children See Things	The Genuine Attributes of WD-40
Lazy	Jacuzzi	New Network Reality TV Show
Bizarre - A "Public" Restroom in Switzerland	An Even More Bizarre Toilet	Can You Read This?
A Prank - Pregnant Turkey	What Do You See In This Picture?	Reality - Gator Caught a Deer
Reality - Bird Bath Kills Raccoon	The Perfect Truck for the Undecided	Sobriety Test
320-Pound Woman (Not at ALL What You Think...)	Wet T-Shirt (Not at ALL What You Think)	If Your Computer Disapproves of the File You're Copying...
The Genetically Engineered Egg Experiment	A Classic Sales Pitch: Hands-Free Cell Phone Adapter	Friendship Prayer
A Photo of the Audience at a Really "Big" Event	Police Call	Photographic Evidence: The Last Thing He Ever Saw
Prison Bakery	Photos from the New York City Blackout	A Conversation
Old Beer	You Live in (Pick Your State) When...	Anthrax Scare at the University of South Carolina
Weird Bicycle	You Live in California When...	Unusual Gifts
An Amazing Golden Eagle Photo	Another Chinese Product Recall	Square Watermelons?
Before & After 6 Beers	Amish Road Rage	Big One Got Away

The Lawn Chair Man	Demise of the Doughboy	Welcome to Florida
Whompin' Big Burger	The New 1040 EZ 2 DO Tax Form	Florida II
Seized From a Drug Dealer - What a Find!	A Very Sharp Sign	How NOT to Launch a Personal Watercraft
Fully Loaded Computer	The FINAL Medical Study	The Birds' Revenge
The One Coolest Way to Paint a Minivan	Food for Thought	Near Pittsburgh-Don't Go the Wrong Way
Well-coached Child	Peaceful Escape	How to Double the Life of Your Vehicle's Tires
A Truly Horrible Sight	No Longer Can You Say You'll Never See "This"	One-question IQ Test
Lose-Lose Proposition- Deer versus Dodge Durango	Eminem - BUSTED	Prison Break
Gas Prices are Up Again	Happy Everything - the only greeting card you'll ever need	The Real Deal - The Cedar Point, Ohio Rollercoaster
Gas Prices are Up II	An Incredible Photographic Demonstration of Inertia	Another Real Deal - The U.S. Navy Crashes a Local Gathering
Gas Prices are Up III	Stress Relief Exercise	Illiterate Driver
Gas Prices are Up IV	Some Pretty Intriguing Questions	Here is Your Sign
Gas Prices are Up V - X (Thanks Jim!)	The Greatest Used Car Deal Ever - Sure Enough	Trying to Please Everybody (Short Story)
Van Gogh's Relatives (pretty silly)	Short Jokes That'll Make You Groan	A Cowboy's Guide to Life
Jet Fuel	2005 Darwin Awards	Waterspout at Daytona 150 Qualifying Race
Our Minivan Outran this Tennessee State Trooper	2006 Darwin Awards	Interesting Sheriff Car Graphics
Space Shuttle Countdown	2008 Darwin Awards	Let Them Eat Cake