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Thanks to Mary Lou for this one!

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she

A half-gallon 2 % milk, 

A carton of eggs, 

A quart of orange juice,                       
A head of romaine lettuce

A 2 lb. bag of coffee, 
And 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single." 

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she
was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the
belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth
did you know that?" 

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."


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