Not a Pig Jokes / Man vs. Woman / Redneck / Back Home
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Jim comes home very late and very drunk. His wife has long gone to bed. He goes straight to his bedroom, walks in, turns on the light and stands at the foot of his bed. His wife is awakened, sits up and notices that Jim has a sheep under one arm.
Jim says “Honey, this is the fat ugly pig I’ve been sleeping with”. Jim’s wife, who is very annoyed at this point, says, “That’s not a pig, it’s a sheep”.
Jim then says, “Shut up, I wasn’t talking to you.”