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Thanks to Moose for this one!

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just
couldn't seem to get enough lovin'.

In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields,
they made love. When Homer came back from the fields at lunchtime, they
made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to
travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't
getting enough work done.

Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.

"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields with you and
when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene 's
signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."

They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day, when Homer
came back to the doctor's office.

"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"

"Oh, it worked good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a
shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make
love, and then she'd go back home agin."

"Good, Homer So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.

"Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin' season started!


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