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Thanks to Moose for sending this one!

We recently invested $2500 on a young Black Angus bull.They put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull. Anyhow,  the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

Holy crap. The bull started to service the cows within two days. Every cow! He even broke through the fence and bred all the neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"

I don't know what in heck was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peanut butter..