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Thanks to Keith L. for sending this one!

As I was driving home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington and how my life was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said: 

NEED HELP?

CALL JESUS
 
1-800-005-3787
 

Out of curiosity and desperation, I did...A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.