My Neighbor Getting Old(er) / Back Home
Thanks to Deaf Bob for sending this one! This is classic, and yep, you eventually get there in life, you sure do. Trust me. Well, not exactly like this, but yeah, you sure do.
She's single...she's really pretty.
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room. Not that I ever look, of course.
I watched as she got home this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so ready to cut loose! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have sex all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm good to go... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
Itís no fun being old!!!