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Sammie sent this one.  He's proud of his state's heritage and he should be.  One of the funniest men on earth, here's an email I got from Sammie:

Copper  wire:
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York Scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and  came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone  network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the  New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist  dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, A story in the LA  Times read: "California archaeologists, finding of 200 year old  copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an  advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier  than the New Yorkers"
One week later. A local newspaper  in Mississippi reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Laurel, Mississippi,  Bubba,  a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely  nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Mississippi had already gone wireless".
Just makes you proud to live in Mississippi don't it.


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