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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A man owned a small farm in Mississippi.   The Mississippi State Wage & Hour Department claimed

he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a

week plus free room and board.

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board."

"Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work

around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle

of bourbon every Saturday night.  He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me." replied the farmer.

 

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