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With all the new technology  regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a  baby boy recently.    

 

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home,  her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one  asked.

"Not yet," said the new mother.  "I'll make coffee and we can  visit for
 awhile first."   Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative  asked, "May we see the new baby now?"  
 
"No, not yet," said the  mother.
 
After another few minutes had elapsed, the visitors asked again,  "May we see the baby now? " "No, not yet," replied the  mother.
 
 Growing very impatient, they asked .... " Well, when CAN we  see the baby?"
 
"WHEN HE CRIES!"  she told them.
 
"WHEN HE  CRIES?!" they demanded.  "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES??"
 
 "BECAUSE ....I forgot where I put  him..."



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