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Thanks to Moose for sending this one!

I would like to share an experience with all of you. It has to do with drinking and driving.

As you know some of us have had brushes
with the authorities over the years.

The other night I was out for dinner with a few friends. After consuming too much vino and
knowing full well that I was wasted I did something I've never done before. Believe it or not, I took a bus home.
 
Yes a bus.

I arrived home safely and without incident. This was really a surprise to me since I have never driven a bus
before