Marriage Quotes Man vs. Woman / Back Home
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Funny Quotes About Marriage
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." -Woody Allen.
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield.
"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin
word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams.
"A married man should forget his
mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing." -Duane Dewel.
"When you see a married couple
walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad." -Helen Rowland
"Eighty percent of married men cheat
The rest cheat in Europe." -Jackie Mason
"Marriage is like putting your hand
into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel." -Leonardo Di Vinci.
"I don't think I'll get married
again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house." -Lewis Grizzard.
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out towhom it may concern." -Mickey Rooney.
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield.
"The difference between divorce and
is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." -Johnny Carson