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Thanks to Sister Bea for sending this one!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
            Do you suffer from shyness?
            Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
 
 If you answered *yes* to any of these questions, ask your doctor
 or pharmacist about *Margaritas*.
 
          *Margaritas* are the safe, natural way to feel better and more
          confident about yourself and your actions.
          *Margaritas* can help ease you out of your shyness and let you
          tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
          anything.
 
          You will notice the benefits of *Margaritas* almost
          immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
          overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you
          want to live.
 
          Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
          will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
          and start living, with *Margaritas*.
 
          *Margaritas* may not be right for everyone. Women who are
          pregnant or nursing should not use *Margaritas*. However, women
          who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged
          to try it.
 
          *Side effects of Margaritas may include:
 
            *Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
 
            *Loss of motor control
 
            *Loss of clothing
 
            *Loss of money
 
            *Headache
 
            *Dehydration
 
            *Dry mouth
 
            *And a desire to sing Karaoke
 
 
 
             WARNING:**
 
            The consumption of *Margaritas* may make you think you are
            whispering when you are not.
 
            *WARNING:**
 
          The consumption of *Margaritas* may cause you to tell your
            friends over and over again that you love them.
 
          *WARNING:**
 
            The consumption of *Margaritas* may cause you to
            think you can sing.
 
            *WARNING:**
 
            The consumption of *Margaritas* may make you think you can
            logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
            spitting
 
            So make an appointment now and ask your doctor if
 *Margaritas*is right for you!
 

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