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Thanks to Sister Bea for sending this one!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
            Do you suffer from shyness?
            Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
 If you answered *yes* to any of these questions, ask your doctor
 or pharmacist about *Margaritas*.
          *Margaritas* are the safe, natural way to feel better and more
          confident about yourself and your actions.
          *Margaritas* can help ease you out of your shyness and let you
          tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
          You will notice the benefits of *Margaritas* almost
          immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
          overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you
          want to live.
          Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
          will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
          and start living, with *Margaritas*.
          *Margaritas* may not be right for everyone. Women who are
          pregnant or nursing should not use *Margaritas*. However, women
          who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged
          to try it.
          *Side effects of Margaritas may include:
            *Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
            *Loss of motor control
            *Loss of clothing
            *Loss of money
            *Dry mouth
            *And a desire to sing Karaoke
            The consumption of *Margaritas* may make you think you are
            whispering when you are not.
          The consumption of *Margaritas* may cause you to tell your
            friends over and over again that you love them.
            The consumption of *Margaritas* may cause you to
            think you can sing.
            The consumption of *Margaritas* may make you think you can
            logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
            So make an appointment now and ask your doctor if
 *Margaritas*is right for you!

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