ManVsWoman

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What do you get when you cross PMS, menopause and GPS?

A crazy bitch who WILL find you!

'If women are so perfect at multitasking , how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

PIC = Photo or Comic - "TEXT" = A joke in words

PIC Why We Have Two Hands	TEXT The ULTIMATE Female Joke	TEXT ...and That's How the Fight Started
PIC Proof	TEXT Nine Words Women Use	PIC Bar Sign in Florida
PIC The Typical Woman	TEXT King Arthur and the Witch	TEXT The "Night Out" Application
PIC The Christmas Lights Feud	TEXT The Perfect Breakfast	TEXT Marriage Seminar
PIC Will You Call?	TEXT Eleven on a Rope	PIC The Evolution of Man
PIC The Formula for Understanding Women	PIC New Seatbelt	TEXT Speeding Ticket
PIC Three Wise Women	TEXT Marriage
TEXT Before It Starts	TEXT Can't Outsmart a Woman	TEXT Female Wisdom
TEXT The Sex of a Fly	TEXT The Psychic Daughter	TEXT More Marriage Observations
PIC Complex Moves	TEXT Ole and Lena	TEXT What a Real Man Does
TEXT The Urinal Challenge	TEXT The Sensitive Man	TEXT What I want in a Man
PIC Love Birds	TEXT Marriage Commandments	TEXT Marriage Quotes
TEXT His and Her Diaries	PIC Why Women Can't Sleep	TEXT Medical Advisory
PIC Missed Him	TEXT Before and After Marriage	TEXT Female Comebacks
TEXT My Ex-Wife the Pilot	TEXT My Ex-Wife the Pilot	TEXT A Fine Excuse
TEXT The Difference in Who You Marry	TEXT Fred's Funeral	TEXT Dear Tech Support (WOMAN)
TEXT BBQ Rules	TEXT The Amish and the Elevator	TEXT Dear Tech Support (MAN)
TEXT Hearing Loss	PIC Breakfast in Bed	TEXT Strategy Wins Every Time
TEXT The Man vs. Woman Dictionary	TEXT The Hormone Guide	TEXT You Be the Judge
PIC How To Potty Train a Man	TEXT Devotion	PIC The Ultimate in Women's Body Piercing
TEXT Advice from a Retired Golfing Husband	TEXT Protection	TEXT Winter Classes for Men
PIC Married	TEXT True Friend	TEXT Long Italian Marriage
TEXT Personality Drinks	TEXT Beer Scam Warning	TEXT Summer Classes for Women
TEXT Charity	TEXT White Wedding Dress	PIC Talk About Luck?
PIC Dear Dr. Ruth	TEXT The Bank Robbery	TEXT Troubled Marriages
TEXT Fishing Trip	TEXT Not a Pig	TEXT The 11th Husband
TEXT Hot and Cold Sex	TEXT Thought for the Day	TEXT Four Horses
TEXT Geography of Woman and Man	PIC The End Of the World	PIC The Mole
TEXT The Golfer at the Dentist	TEXT Morning Love	TEXT/PIC Business Trip
PIC Women and Weight	PIC Buying Pants	TEXT The Livestock Show
TEXT The Husband Store	TEXT A Man's Revenge	TEXT The Newlyweds
PIC Mean Wife 1	PIC Disappointed Mother	PIC Wedding Vows
PIC Mean Wife 2	PIC/TEXT Cowboy Rules for Wives	PIC Financial Planning
PIC Let's Go Out For a Drink	TEXT Young Salesman	TEXT Theft
TEXT Three Men on a Hike	TEXT One Man in Line	TEXT Redneck Anniversary Gift
PIC A Poor Choice of Halloween Costumes	TEXT/PIC Thank You, DeWalt	PIC Blonde Photographer
PIC Lucky Hat	TEXT Marriage Counseling	TEXT Santa Must Be a Woman
PIC Restraining Order	PIC Real Men Use Post-It Notes	TEXT Stop Drinking Beer
TEXT The Rhyme Contest	TEXT Men Have Better Friends	TEXT Golf on Christmas Day
PIC Prohibition	TEXT MAN VS. WOMAN	PIC Seconds to Live
TEXT Hard to Explain	TEXT More Man vs. Woman	TEXT The Compliment
TEXT Cheatin' Wife	TEXT The Parrot is Dead	TEXT Not What He Thought
TEXT The Maid	PIC Warning - This is a SCAM!	PIC The Hair Dryer
TEXT The Taser Incident	PIC Mona Lisa Comes to America	PIC Discrimination
PIC Bird Watching	PICS Men In Training	PIC The Female Brain
PIC Free Offer	TEXT Hillbilly Farmer	TEXT The Broken Mower
TEXT A Minor Little "Woops"	TEXT Oil Change Instructions	TEXT Cookies
TEXT Why Having a Gun is Better Than Having a Woman	TEXT Marriage/Dating Through the Eyes of a Child	PIC The Elemental Properties of Woman
TEXT Bike for Sale - Classified Ad from Utah	TEXT Brains	TEXT Choosing a Wife
TEXT & PIC Give Up Wine AND Shopping?!?!?	TEXT Eight Words That Have Two Meanings	PIC The Difference Between Men and Women
TEXT The Anniversary	TEXT $50 is Fifty Dollars	TEXT Apple Computers' Latest
TEXT Love Poems	TEXT The Postcard	TEXT New Study - Beer Contains Female Hormones
TEXT Pennsylvania Girl	TEXT Old Girlfriend	TEXT UCLA Study on Behavior
PIC (PowerPoint Show) Mother-in-Law	TEXT The First-Ever Blonde GUY Joke	PIC The Three Stages of a Man's Life
TEXT Hiding Place	TEXT Women Fight Back	TEXT Anger Management
TEXT The Parrot	TEXT Goodbye Daddy	TEXT To Be Six Again
PIC No More Housework	TEXT Italian Man	TEXT The Mirror
TEXT World's Shortest Fairy Tales	PIC Even Animals Know Who's the Boss	TEXT A Woman's Description of the Public Women's Restroom
PIC Equation	TEXT Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns	TEXT Why Am I Married?
TEXT A Woman's Poem	PIC Fatal Mistake	PIC Men at Work
PIC Apples and Wine	New Men's Magazine	TEXT Most Excellent Products
PIC First Woman on the Moon	TEXT Midlife Crisis	TEXT I'm Gonna Be a Bear
TEXT Anger Management	TEXT Living Will	TEXT Poor Ol' Bill

TEXT "HUH?"	TEXT New Sex Study	TEXT The Memorial Stone
TEXT The Final Promise	PIC The "Girls' Room"	TEXT Blonde From Alabama
TEXT Phone Call	TEXT Stranded	TEXT New Drugs for Women
TEXT Five Rules for Men to Live By	TEXT Why Men Have Two Dogs Instead of Two Wives	PIC The Ten Things Men Know About Women
TEXT Are Computers Male or Female?	PIC A Man's Chances of Winning an Argument	TEXT Somebody Views Marriage in a Negative Light
TEXT Happy Ending	TEXT Why We Split Up	TEXT The Rope
PIC Whatever Happened?	PIC Scene of the Crash	PIC Quality Time
PIC HONEY, I'm HOME ... EARLY!!!!!!	PIC The Mental-Emotional Control Panel: Man vs. Woman	PIC ALERT-The New Boss is a WOMAN!
TEXT Terrible Smell	TEXT Court Hearing	TEXT Female Engineer
TEXT Dang Women Drivers	PIC Perfect Camper	TEXT Fishing
TEXT Porsche for Sale	PIC Bridal Sculpture	TEXT Cyanide
TEXT Why God Invented Menopause	PIC Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages	PIC When the Man is Left in Charge of the Housework...
TEXT Why I Fired My Secretary	TEXT Why Men Wear Earrings	TEXT Couples Golf
TEXT The Ball	PIC Prognosis	TEXT Why Men are Happier
TEXT Various Man vs. Woman Subjects	TEXT Who Wants to be a Millionaire	PIC ALERT-The New Boss is a WOMAN!
PIC The Man of the Year Awards	TEXT Bravery	PIC Iron Man Competition
TEXT Safety Device	PIC Two-Seater	TEXT Cats vs. Dogs
TEXT ATM Machine	TEXT The Bottle of Wine	TEXT Long Ago
PIC Woman Car Lot	TEXT 2 Men Fishing	TEXT FBI Job Opening
PIC Woman Mouse	TEXT New Warning For Men	TEXT Women in Leather
PIC Woman Speedometer	TEXT Elderly Couple	TEXT Impatient Golfer
PIC Woman Hammer	TEXT It's Barbecue Season Again	PIC More Men - Safety Idiots
PIC Woman Bowling Lane	TEXT Multiple Choice Quiz for Men	TEXT You Know You're a Mom When...
PIC The Manogram	PIC A Woman's Computer	TEXT "Priceless"
TEXT Men Strike Back!	TEXT Understanding Women	TEXT Women's Ass Size Study
TEXT "Things" Have Gender Too	PIC Before & After 6 Beers	PIC Headache

TEXT Hormone Hostage	TEXT Because I'm a Man	TEXT University Testing
PIC What Every Woman Wants	PIC Annual Meeting	TEXT The Men's List of Rules
PIC Just Get Her the Diamond	PIC Beware PMS	PIC Unplug Me