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HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment  her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her.  Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
 
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
 
Show up naked. Bring beer and hot wings. Don't block the TV.

 

 

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