The Louisiana State Police
had received numerous reports of illegal cockfights being held in the
area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from
Thibodeaux to investigate.
Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his
Commander the next morning.
is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began. "Good work! Who are they?" the
Commander asked. Boudreaux replied confidently,
"De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Mafia from N'awlins". Puzzled, the Commander asked,
"Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?" "Well," he replied, "I went down
and done seen dat rooster fight in person. And I knowed immedjiately dat dem
Aggies was involved when a Duck was entered in the fight." The Commander nodded, "I'll buy
that. But what about the others?" Boudreaux nodded knowingly,
"Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sum_body bet on de duck!" "Ah, I see, I see....." sighed
the sergeant, "And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?" "De duck won