The Lone Ranger and Tonto            Back to Jokes  /  Back Home

Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,  look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
  speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.   Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the  morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and  insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day  tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"  

 

 "You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole tent. "

 

 

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