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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

My wife and I went to the Livestock Show and Rodeo. One of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,

'He mated 50 times last year. '

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. '

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ' WOW, that ' s more than twice a week!

You could learn a lot from him. '

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. '

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,

and said, ' That ' s once a day. You could REALLY learn something

from this one. '

I looked at her and said, ' Go over and ask him if it was

with the same old cow. '

 

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable

and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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