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Thanks to Seth (truck puller) for sending this one!

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TEACHER: If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many  will you have?
 
Johnny: Seven Sir
 
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
 
Johnny: Seven
 
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
 
Johnny: Six.
 
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,  how many will you have?
 
Johnny: Seven!!!
 
Very angry Teacher: Where the heck do you get seven from?!?!?
 
Very angry Johnny: Because I fricken already have one at home!!!
 

 

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