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Thanks to Bernie and Nancy and to Sister Bea for sending this one!

No, I Haven't Seen Your Lipstick
 Why would you even ask me that? I'm insulted! Every time something goes missing around here, everybody looks at me! For your information, I don't even wear that shade - it doesn't flatter my complexion and it tastes terrib. oops.