Life is Backward Goofy Stuff / Getting Older / Back Home
unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life
is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
backwards. You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out
of the way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You
work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've
only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready
for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your
last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating,
spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish
off as an orgasm!