The Koala and the Lizard           Back to Jokes  /  Back Home

Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A  koala was sitting in a gum tree ... smoking a  joint...

 

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and  said,  
'Hey  Koala! What are you doing?'

 

The  koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'  

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they  enjoyed a few joints.
 

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'
 
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.  
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.  

A  crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and  
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
 
'What's the matter with you?'  
The  little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting  smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,  
got too stoned and then fell into the river while going to get a drink.  
 

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.
The crocodile looked up and  said,
 
'Hey  you!'

 

and  the koala looked down at him and said,

 

'Shiiiiiiiiiiit  dude...  
How much water DID you drink?'

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