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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A gas station owner in Kentucky was trying to increase his sales. So he
 put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
 Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free
 sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
 correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the
 proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this
 A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in
 another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
 gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The
 redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You
 were close, but no free sex this time."
 As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that
 game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
 Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won
 twice last week."

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