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Thanks to JLVeer for sending this one!

 A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south
      of the Virginia/West Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the
      driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and
      Juggler and was on his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine
      Circus. He didn't want to be late. 
      The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if
      the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him
      a ticket.
      He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have
      anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and
      asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper
      got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. 
      While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. Lee,
      a drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the
      performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and
      got in.
     The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the
      door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied,
      You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can
      pass that test.'



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