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THE  ITALIAN WEDDING  TEST

I  was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I  had been dating for
over  a year, and so we decided to get  married.  
 
 
 
There  was only one little thing bothering me...it was her  beautiful younger sister.

My prospective  sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini  skirts, and generally was  bra-less.
 
 
 
 
She  would regularly bend down when she was near me,  and I always got more than a nice  view.  
 
 
 
It  had to be deliberate, because she never did it when  she was near anyone else.  
 
 
 
One  day her 'little' sister called and asked me to  come over to check the wedding  invitations.  
 
 
 
She  was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me  that she had feelings and desires for me that she  couldn't overcome.  
 
 
  
She  told  me that she wanted me just once
before  I got married and committed my life to her  sister.
 
 
Well,  I was in total shock, and couldn't say a  word.  
 
She  said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you  want one last wild fling, just come up and get  me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I  watched her go up the stairs.  

I  stood there for a moment, then turned and made a  beeline straight to the front door. I opened the  door, and headed straight towards  my car.

Lo and behold, my entire  future family was standing outside, all  clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my  father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy  that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask  for a better man for our  daughter.  
Welcome to the  family.'
 
 
 
 
And  the moral of this story is:

Always keep your  condoms in your car.

 

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