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On  the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their 
teacher.

The  florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet  of  flowers.

The  candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty  box  of 
candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up  a big, heavy  box.

The  teacher lifted it up and noticed that  it was leaking a  little 
bit.

She  touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and  tasted it.

"Is  it wine?" she  guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She  tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?.

"No," said the little boy............   "It's  a  puppy!"

 

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