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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
 
Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall there's a row of 
 
decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a 
 
dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. 
 
Then the priest comes in. 
 
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I 
 
must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be." 
 
The priest replies: "Get out, you moron, you're on my side”.