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One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island
 
    for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the
speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities
of a small boat and even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad
figure.

Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit ,
there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and
said to him,
"Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar."

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket
on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh
package of cigars.


He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.
"Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost
forgotten how great a smoke can be!"


"And how long has it been since you've had a drop
of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right
sleeve, unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to
him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the
gods!" stated the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!"


At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the
long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She
looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been
since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and
sobbed,
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in
there, too!"
 

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