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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS  UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT  ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
 
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE  WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
 
THE BLONDE REPLIES,  "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON   AND I'M STAYING RIGHT  HERE."
 
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND  TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS  THAT BELONGS IN  ECONOMY BUT WOULDN'T MOVE BACK TO HER  SEAT.
 
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO  EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE  SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN  TO HER SEAT.
 
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M  BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON   AND I'M STAYING RIGHT  HERE."
 
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY  SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE  WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO  WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
 
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS  A BLONDE?  I'LL HANDLE THIS.  I'M  MARRIED TO A BLONDE.  I SPEAK  BLONDE."
 
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER  EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH,  I'M SORRY."  THEN SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER  SEAT IN ECONOMY.
 
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE  AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY  FUSS.
 
I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ."

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