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Thanks to Sammie for sending this one!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!  





What's for

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have s
ome wine.

Are you
wearing that?

You sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you
so worked up about?

Could we be

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.

I've always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

13  Things PMS Stands For

1.  Pass My Shotgun

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift

3.  Perpetual Munching Spree

4.  Puffy Mid-Section

5.  People Make me Sick

6.  Provide Me Sweets

7.  Pardon My Sobbing

8.  Pimples May Surface

9.  Pass My Sweatpants

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome

11.  Plainly; Men Suck

12.  Pack My Stuff

Potential  Murder Suspect

Forward this  information to all of your friends and those who might need a good  laugh...
and men who need a  warning.  

And, have some wine

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