Hillbilly Duck Hunter        Back to Redneck / Back Home

Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Georgia and bagged three
 ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was
 about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery
 game warden who didn't like hillbillies.
 
 The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting
 license; the hillbilly pulled out a valid Georgia hunting license.
 
 The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and
 picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, 'This duck
 ain't from Georgia. This is a Tennessee duck. You got a
 Tennessee huntin' license, boy?'
 
 The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a
 Tennessee hunting license.
 
 The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed
 the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said 'This ain't no
 Tennessee duck. This duck's from Mississippi. You got a
 Mississippi license?'
 
 The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a
 Mississippi hunting license.
 
 The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck,
 sniffed its butt, and said,  'This ain't no Mississippi duck. This
 here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina
 huntin' license?'
 
 Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out
 a South Carolina hunting license.
 
 The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and
 he yelled at the hillbilly, 'Boy, just where in the world are you from?'
 
 The hillbilly turned around, dropped his pants, bent over, and said,
'You tell me. You're the expert.'

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