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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

Two Women Talking In Heaven:
  1st Woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
  2nd Woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
  1st Woman: I froze to death.
  2nd Woman: How horrible!
  1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I  began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful
death.  What about you?
  2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
act. But instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
  1st Woman: So what happened?
  2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up
into the attic and searched and then down into the basement. I went
through each closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
  1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both
 still be alive.

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