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The gypsy fortune teller refuses to take your post dated check
when she sees your future.
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 motorcyclists.
You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly
is open or your blouse is unbuttoned.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
Your birthday cake collapses from the width of the candles.
You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office
Your income tax refund check bounces.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
Your blind date turns out be your ex-wife/husband.
Your mother approves of the person you're dating.
Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Master
The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no.
When the doctor tells you are in fine health for someone
twice your age.
You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out
tonight and when you get home, you find a sandwich on the
You start to put on the clothes that you wore home from the
party last night... and there aren't any.
It costs more to fill up your car that it did to buy it.
You're stuck somewhere and dial home with your last quarter
and nobody's there to answer the phone.
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