Every day, a male
employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine.
He stops, inhales
quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this,
the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in
Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the
The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"
Frank. The midget."